TOP ITALIAN FOOTBALL PUNDIT: Gino Kinnearo (cousin of Gordon)
has taken the time to give his opinion on some of the Italian based managers
and has given an overview of his opinion on their individual performances so
far this season with specific ratings matched to each manager!
Beddows (Milan):
I have been so impressed with
Beddows, absolute quality appointment, 3 wins on the bounce the greatest
winning run in Milan history, he has brought the prodigal son, Balotelli home.
Balotelli is a player of such class that he makes walking on water look easier
than Jesus and it has been said that Balotelli feed 10000 with two loaves and
two fishes… Legend. Beddows has more angels signing for him on a daily basis
than Blatter has euros in his bank account!
RATING 10/10
DP (Juventus):
I like DP, but he is doing a shit job
at Juventus, but if DP thinks he can one day bring the title to Turin then he
is more deluded than Hirst’s wife when he takes her on a night out and she gets
all done up expecting fireworks and they walk past a posh restaurant and end up
in Mcdonalds! Big Mac and Fries for Mrs Hirst… Deluded idiot!
RATING 4/10
Hirst (Genoa)
“Everybody loves Hirst PMW said…” Bullshit! Hirst bums
everyone, how do you think he got Sergi Roberto? How do you think with a squad
lack that they’ve reached a cup final? Cheating that’s how! Hirst is more bent
that Darren! He does more back handed deals per day than Roy Keane walks his
dog. If he goes up to Div 3 it will be a total outrage!
RATING 3/10
PMW (Inter)
Class, suave and model… 3 words recently used to describe
PMW by Nuts Magazine… What totally crap! Week by week as the pressure is
building PMW keeps coming up with excuses for his failure as a manager, more
excuses than Sterling has snakes…. “ssssssss”. All those excuses aside he is
more of a playboy than a manager, he cares more about his Gucci and Versace,
spends more time shopping than at the training ground and he wonders why the
team are struggling, he is more blind than Stevie Wonder. I’d advise him to
look in the mirror if he could see through the façade he’s created.
RATING 1/10
Malcolm (Fiorentina)
Malcolm is so old and blinded by his supposed wisdom that he
can’t even see that Roncaglia is shit… yet he persists in playing him… Even my
great granny could see he is useless, and she’s been dead 25 years! Malcolm is
a fucking joke, if he were in that ITV gameshow the fans would say “Get him out
of here!”
RATING 3/10
Harmer (Sampdoria)
Gav Harmer, or should it be Harmful! He should have been
kept at arm’s length from Sampdora, he has done more damage to that squad and
the morale of the players and fans than the Dali Lama’s return would do to the
Chinese psyche! Drogba and Lampard have been spotted being escorted to games in
Popemobiles for example, there is wrapping your ‘best’ players in cotton wool
but his methods of preparation are more out of place than Hirst would be in a
top job! Disgraceful.
RATING 2/10
Hudson (Torino)
Huddo – a descendant of convicts, kangaroos and koalas – he is
crazy, he bounces on about how his team is as good as DP’s Juventus and how
happy he is with mid-table mediocrity – his back line have got about as much
pace and stamina as Del Boy’s Robin Reliant! He another one who if on X Factor
would have not been allowed to try-outs due to his over inflated ego not
fitting through the door!
RATING 4/10
Cass (Atalanta)
Manager of the quarter – well he has been failure of the
quarter since reaching those dizzy heights so long ago. How do you lose to
Shipp’s Malaga! The people of Bergamo have been quietly calling for his head
for a while now, they want changes, in fact some say Cass’ head is as in more
danger than that of Charles I… “Off with his head” were the chants from the
traveling support in Italy last night.
RATING 5/10
Top 100 Italian based manager rating's - some manager declined to give a photo |
Disclaimer: Gino Kinnearo is of no relation to the real Gordon 'Gino' Kinnear, just ask Stefano Beddowo (cousin to Stephen Beddows) and he will confirm that Gino Kinnearo is locked away in a psychiatrico ward in Sicily and is not even allowed a crayon.
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